$SHIT ON BASE•1,000,000,000 SUPPLY• PAIRED WITH COINc•DIVIDENDS IN COINc•NO PRESALE• 90% IN THE POOL•NO ROADMAP• $SHIT ON BASE•1,000,000,000 SUPPLY• PAIRED WITH COINc•DIVIDENDS IN COINc•NO PRESALE• 90% IN THE POOL•NO ROADMAP•
BUILT ON BASE · CHAIN 8453

EVERY COIN
IS SHIT.
ONE ADMITS IT.

One billion tokens on Base, paired against COINc. Hold it and trading fees come back to you in COINc. 90% in the pool, 10% team. No presale, no roadmap with quarters on it.

BUY $SHIT SEE THE CHART

WAIT, WHAT IS COINc?

If you're not deep in crypto Twitter, this is the part you need.

THE SHORT VERSION

COINc is the token version of Coinbase stock, coming to Base. Same company, but it lives on-chain and trades like a coin. It hasn't been minted yet.

WHY WE CARE

$SHIT is paired against COINc, and your dividends are paid in COINc. So when you hold $SHIT, you're getting paid in Coinbase. That's the whole joke, and the whole point.

WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

The moment COINc mints and its pool opens, $SHIT starts trading and the dividend rounds begin. Nobody, including us, can buy before that. We're all waiting at the same door.

STATUS: CHECKING BASE…

Reading the COINc contract and the Aerodrome factory directly from chain.

contract: — minted: — pool: —
This card checks Base every 30 seconds. Nothing on this page is a promise about when COINc mints.

PAIRED WITH COINc.
NOT ETH.

Most launches quote themselves in ETH, so the chart is really an ETH chart in a costume. $SHIT trades against COINc. One pool, Uniswap v3, 1% fee tier.

ONE POOL

SHIT/COINc on Base. Not fifteen pools across four chains with a bridge in the middle waiting to get drained.

FIXED SUPPLY

1,000,000,000 minted at deploy. No mint function left to call. No emissions. No inflation schedule.

90 / 10

90% of the supply went straight into the pool. 10% is held by the team for marketing and listings — stated up front, not buried.

HOLD $SHIT.
GET PAID IN COINc.

Every trade pays a 1% fee in COINc. A cut of that goes back to holders as dividends — automatically, every 15 minutes. You do nothing. You just own shit.

NO CLAIMING

COINc lands in your wallet on its own. No staking, no button, no gas. If you have to do something, it isn't a dividend.

YOUR CUT = YOUR SHARE

Hold 1% of the supply, get 1% of the round. Hold more, get more. The math is in the contract, not in a spreadsheet we control.

NO TRADES, NO ROUND

Payouts come from fees. A quiet 15 minutes pays nothing. A loud one pays a lot. Every round is on BaseScan.

THE RULES

Hold $SHIT in your own wallet. No minimum, no lock-up. Snapshot is your balance when the round runs. The pool and burn addresses get nothing. Coins sitting on an exchange get nothing either — the exchange holds them, not you.

WHEN IT STARTS

Dividends begin the moment COINc is live and $SHIT is trading. Until then there are no trades, so there is nothing to pay. We're not going to pretend otherwise.

DIVIDEND CALCULATOR

Made-up numbers in, made-up numbers out. It shows you the shape of the payout, not a promise.

PER DAY—
PER WEEK—
PER MONTH—

Shown in USD value of COINc. Actual rounds depend on real volume, the live COINc price, and how many people are holding when the round runs. Zero volume pays zero.

PAYOUT CONTRACT 0xcB175567fF4925A9332a4699dd07C427d8359E1C

HOW TO BUY

Never used a DEX? Start at step 1. Already have ETH on Base? Jump to step 3.

1

GET A WALLET

Download Coinbase Wallet (easiest if you already use Coinbase) or MetaMask. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Not in your notes app. Paper.

2

PUT ETH ON BASE

In Coinbase: Send → pick ETH → choose the Base network → paste your wallet address. Send a little extra; gas is cheap on Base but it isn't zero.

3

SWAP ETH → COINc

Open aerodrome.finance, connect wallet. Sell: ETH. Buy: paste the COINc address from below. Never search by name — anyone can name a token COINc.

4

SWAP COINc → $SHIT

Open app.uniswap.org, network Base. Sell: COINc. Buy: paste the $SHIT address. Set slippage to at least 2% — the pool takes a 1% fee before any price move.

5

HOLD. THAT'S IT.

Leave it in your own wallet. COINc dividends show up on their own every round. Don't move it to an exchange — the exchange would get your dividends, not you.

OPEN UNISWAP OPEN AERODROME

THE NUMBERS

Fixed at deploy. Verify both against the contract on BaseScan.

TOTAL SUPPLY
1,000,000,000
CHAIN
BASE · 8453

THE ADDRESSES

Copy from here or from BaseScan. Never from a Telegram DM, a reply guy, or a wallet's token search.

$SHIT 0xb200000000000000000000Ae2B266b5a89AF80Cd
COINc 0xb200000000000000000000c85a31389D71F3ecfb
SHIT/COINc POOL 0x0A961cb62dcDc80aD2a77481347a40C5342b14E3
USDC (BASE) 0x833589fCD6eDb6E08f4c7C32D4f71b54bdA02913
PAYOUT CONTRACT 0xcB175567fF4925A9332a4699dd07C427d8359E1C

QUESTIONS PEOPLE ACTUALLY ASK

Is this a scam?

Fair question. Here's what you can check without trusting us: the $SHIT contract and the payout contract are public on BaseScan. The pool is public. Team holdings are public. What we can't promise: that the price goes up, that COINc mints on any particular date, or that you make money. Anyone promising you those things — about this coin or any other — is the scam. Put in what you're fine losing entirely.

Is there a team allocation?

Yes — 10% of the supply is held by the team, for marketing, listings and pushing the coin. The other 90% went into the pool at deploy. That 10% can be sold, and you should assume it will be spent. Watch the wallet on BaseScan rather than taking this page's word for it.

Why COINc and not ETH?

Pairing against COINc means the chart shows $SHIT against COINc and nothing else. It also means you take on COINc's risk alongside $SHIT's. That's a trade-off, not a feature — decide whether you're comfortable holding both sides before you buy.

Can I buy straight with ETH?

Not in one hop. An aggregator may route it automatically, but under the hood you still go through COINc, and every hop costs fees and slippage.

Is there a roadmap?

No. It's a memecoin. The honest version is: the contract exists, the pool exists, and nothing beyond that is promised or owed to you.

Will liquidity get pulled?

Check who holds the pool position on-chain and decide for yourself. Any answer typed on a website is worth nothing next to what the chain says.

READ THIS PART

$SHIT is a memecoin. No utility, no revenue, no business behind it, no obligation to anyone holding it. It can go to zero, and most tokens like it do. Nothing here is financial advice, an offer, or a promise of return. Buy only what you can lose entirely, and check every address on-chain before you approve a transaction.

$SHIT CA 0xb200000000000000000000Ae2B266b5a89AF80Cd